unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Purposely intimidating racist old white men on public transport.
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
I love this song.
Blink 182 // The Rock Show
*checks if acne is still there*
this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life
well it’s about time fred got some character development
she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states
my favorite line of all time